|Akward silence almost led me to it
||[Apr. 2nd, 2006|09:55 pm]
|||||"Heroin She Said" by Wolfsheim||]|
Sitting outside, smoking a cigarette with my brother... We don't really have anything in common, aside from our mitochondrial DNA. Five minutes felt like 100 and for some reason I was compelled to just say, "I'm gay." I didn't, but I wanted to... just to warn him kinda. You know... if he were to see me in public, I wouldn't want him to be surprised in any way.
I am really depressed today. I just don't like Sundays. For as long as I can remember, I disliked Sundays.
Heard a funny joke:
-A woman is in a coma for 25 years, brain-dead.
-One day when a nurse was giving her a sponge bath, the equiptment that was monitoring the woman's brain activity went off as the nurse was cleaning her vagina.
-The startled nurse told the doctor what happened.
-The next day the doctor called the woman's husband in and told him what had happened.
-The doctor said, "this is going to seem crazy, but I think you should give your wife oral sex to get some more brain activity out of her.
-The man was in the room for five minutes and when he came out he told the doctor, "She's dead."
-The doctor said, " What happened?"
-The husband said, "Well, I gave her oral sex like you said, but I think I choked her."
I got that one from a show that I was watching.